PUNCH YOUR TEAM MATE -THE BEST WAY TO CELEBRATE A GOAL -

 

alright you probably don't understand what is going on in the video above - let me break it down 
It happened in the italian serie A ......yeah that league that has a lot of the players who are going over the hill ...The match ;Bari and Cesena -.Just two minutes after Cesena took the lead Bari equalized nice ...right , but you have to understand just scoring a goal and hugging and patting your back is no longer in vogue ..hell .NO.. that went out of fashion since Roger Milla danced makosa in the Italian 1990 world cup....and so since then we have been very creative way of celebrating a goal , but then as you can see  above the goal celebration have really taken a totally new dimension.
Here is the gist .....Cesena scored a goal and then about two minutes later a through ball to Francesco Caputo ..really with that kind of name you should be scared of such a guy ... Caputo scored the equalizer and then as expected the celebration -he runs towards Emmanuel Rivers the guy who passed the ball to him and punches him square in the jaw ....GBOSA ..... seriously i don't know why he did that and obviously the hapless Emmanuel Rivas doesn't know because he goes down after the PACQUIO like punch to his face .


If this is going to be a new a way of celebrating then according to our friends in dirty tackle it should make things absolutely enjoyable .... don't you think


Link http://www.bigidsplace.blogspot.com,

DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY ...YOU...WILL NOT .

OKAY I KNOW U KNOW THAT'S A LINE FROM THE INCREDIBLE HULK.....come on i was a kid once .anyways its all about anger management today ,
How do you manage your anger issues ?
If Alex ferguson gets angry he gives his players the hair dryer treatment ..;
If Arsene Wenger gets angry he throws a hissy fit with a water bottle and ofcourse you know  the water ends up on his on head and then LE PROFESSEUR gets so irritated he later on throws up..thats WENGER for

but you got to be em-mm...careful if you are around the coach of FC Cluj whats his name ...Sorin Cartu when is angry ...he gets all Bruce Banner and shit....SERIOUSLY check the above video a goal is scored against his team and KABOOM he rips into the plexi glass covering  the dug out he meant  for his team and to make it worse his side is the away side in the match ..meaning he destroyed the structure so to say of his hosts.
i am imagining if whatever made him angry happened in his own stadium what will be his his reaction 
or worse i wonder what that guy will do if he remotely suspects his wife to be having an affair ..yikes ...
 
Link http://www.bigidsplace.blogspot.com

PERFECT EXAMPLE OF TEARS OF JOY ?

I feel a man should show his sensitive side once in while , let down a tear or two,.. it will do you know harm , i hear some ladies really dig a man who is not afraid to show a little sensitivity ...u know ..let down a tear and  the chic holds your hand and then cradles your  head on her ample bosom and then u get very comfortable ..u know what i mean ..and then ..hmmmmm......so its not baaaad when a guy lets down a tear or two when he knows you are going to get some  from an ample bosom chic like Cossy the big big breasted Ori something .....with does big mammaries staring at  you who cares about the last names ..

WHY -FOOTBALL IS SUPPOSED TO BE A BEAUTIFUL GAME

Link] unprofessionalfoul.com
Local Soccer Match Turns Into a Massacre in Honduras

Locals shot while watching a pickup game.

Sad news out of Honduras this weekend, where 14 people were killed Saturday at a community soccer field in the town of Felipe Zelaya, near the coastal city of San Pedro Sula.

The incident took place around 3:15 p.m. when a group of at least nine masked men wearing flak jackets and armed with handguns and automatic rifles, including AK47’s and M16’s, arrived at the field in two vehicles.

According to investigators, the men were posing as members of the Honduran DNIC (national police). They asked some bystanders to identify the owner of a Chevy Avalanche parked by the field.

After searching the SUV, they found several weapons, which is when they ordered the bystanders to lie down on the ground, where they were executed.

WHY I LOVE TENNIS

WHY I LOVE TENNIS

      I have always wanted an alternate sport that would douse or distract my obsession and passion for football …okay let me rephrase take all the pain of going into fasting and becoming a prayer warrior every time the national team of Nigeria (the super eagles ) have a match/or are playing a qualifier .you can say it’s the same thing most French football fans area going through right now ......... -please the French team  have not won a grade A match ever since the  hand of HENRY got the LE BLEU into the world cup …yikes .....and just this weekend France  got beaten by Belarus …yikes …HOLY GHOST FIRE …I would love to speak in tongues but I just realized I am supposed to write in tongues and I have gotten round to start doing that ..Anyways using the words of D’banj OLORUN MAJE -........(Yoruba  for God forbid )–that happening to the Super Eagles ha…..Belarus …ke …PSHEW…            

Alright..Alright am not actually talking football today what am actually looking seeking is an alternate sport to football. A sport that will give me the same thrill, suspense drama and everything football has to offer (apart from the heartbreak) and so I have fallen in love with TENNIS …yes TENNIS …..

It’s the grace the power the control and precision the emotions and the drama that two athletes bring into the game its gives an indescribable feeling of..of … ahhhhh…..this is bullshit I don’t give a hoot about how Roger Federer slices his one hand back hand or if Rafael Nadal throws up a topspin for every forehand or can slide on a clay court from Liberia to Siberia …pleeeeeease…..its all about the chicks it’s the beauties who strut their stuff on the court in the mini skirts and knickers you cant get tired of them for me it was love at first attendance it was a pure addiction I cheered like crazy nut.

      It all started  with something I read about Wimbledon- the grand slam on grass- now before then I must confess I had a kind of passing interest in the sports because of the imperial display of Roger Federer and then I want to die kind of tennis play of Rafael Nadal and his somewhat invincibility on the clay court ..Like I said a passing interest but then this article came I had to take a closer look at tennis so as to get the groove of the Wimbledon organizers -...you must be wondering what I am talking about ……yea it was in the Daily Mail of 2009 I read that a female players face and not how high she is ranked (ranking of course is the logical determinant of  who should be main attraction )is the factor for consideration when the organizers decides who  plays in the center/main court in the Wimbledon.

can you believe that? if you are not beautiful you cannot play in the main/center court .....HEY how come AGBANI DAREGO is not playing tennis . ?

GET SCREWED NFF STYLE

      
NFF set   to advertise Eagles’ coaching job
        It was supposed to be a done deal, it was supposed to a simple task, it was supposed to be mere formality , all that was needed was the charade of the bargaining of two parties and settlement of personal terms  and then BANG …..You have her in your bed banging night away ….Ohhhh..Sorry.... What are we talking about again?.....................Ahhh   yes it’s not about getting screwed; but it’s about getting screwed ....er....kind of confusing but if you look at its all the same.The thing in this case is that you have to really look hard to discover who is about to get screwed and who is doing the screwing  but the fact is a screwing takes place .

Now relax I am not going to lecture you how to get an easy lay on Friday, emmm..that will not be bad though …anyways this is about the turn of events on the job of coaching the Super Eagles of Nigeria which should ordinarily have been an easy task ..its not ? then how did Cameroon, cote d'ivoire ,Angola ,Ghana - (should i go on)- manage it in such a short time with minimum fuss

A quick update –
June –July- The super eagles had a terrible outing at the world cup
 
July -          Lars Lagerbach decides not come back
 
July – Aug- talk about Samson Siasia is all over the air as being the chosen one for the Super Eagles’ job 
 
Aug – NFF Election finally go on
 
Aug – a coach will be named as soon the board seats for the first time
 
Sept – here we join the  PUNCH

USED DUMPED AND READY AGAIN

 In case you live on the moon it is now official ,the  absentee coach of the super eagles Lars Lagerback has finally broken the hearts of all Nigerians who had faith in him. Thanks to Brila fm we all heard Dominic Iorfa the present chairman of the technical committee of the NFF
      You see anytime I think of the old Swedish tactician I think of a street wise chick, who has an eye for guys with loaded pockets who love to flaunt their little wealth but are ripe enough to get fleeced and have the common sense to keep their mouth shut so as not to be a laughing stock .
Okay you are slow ....now lets catch up with the  Lagerback /lagerbeer story –Nigerians have a fantastic sense of humor you should come to my radio station and find out some of the names we have coined out for the guy –the agent of Mr. Lagerback had informed that his client was interested in extending the contract with the Nigeria FA –of course all this was said before the contract expired at the end of July and before the kitchen cabinet of Sani lulu had been impeached ……now  fast forward to with the…. Vanguard
 

SMOKE SCREEN: OJO-OBA TAKES ATTENTION FROM SELF

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The call has been on from the stakeholders of football in Nigeria that the present Secretary General of the Nigeria football federation DR.BOLAJI OJO-OBA follow the likes of the impeached president Sani lulu Abdullahi, amanze Uchegbulam and Taiwo Ogunjobi out of the football house.

Hey all you need to do is to listen to Brila fm every day and you notice that they have made the top 5 list in Nigeria’s most hated in sports.

So to many who have been agitating for his removal, the thought should be it’s just a matter of time before he gets the boot,…think again guys this is a man that has survived  ,the super eagles playing in cut of track suit s for a world cup qualifier ,-passport of players involved in an international  match left behind …..Please do you guys seriously think that he would get into trouble for a mere missing 236,000 dollars from the secretariat from the NFF headquarters …taaa

So what does he do..Here it comes like master tactician who probably has studied the art of war by tzan tsu ..i wish he used some of this genius to steer football to greater heights in Nigeria ..Ojo –Oba stirs things in the glass house like a good secretary general that he the Nigeria tribune says;

ALERT-Ashley Cole's wife loves Fat and Pot Bellied Men

                                                       

Cheryl Cole the heart broken wife of love cheat Chelsea FC super star footballer Ashley Cole is now totally born again -well..... as far as the type of men she fancies is concerned -
The Girls Aloud singer who recently refused to allow her husband spend a night in their impressive mansion and is on the verge of separating from him on grounds of infidelity after it was discovered that Ashley sent nude photos of himself to one of his numerous lovers has declared her love for fat and pot bellied men - yipeeeee........WHAT .....must have a physique like Oguchi Onyewu to get a hot chick?
    Anyways the "fight for this love' singer in what is being interpreted as a dig at her super fit footballer husband recently said that she would rather fancy a man with a pot belly to a guy with an athletic build .
When asked what kind of man would fancy spending a day at the beach with she replied -" a guy could be in speedos and ripped to within an inch of his life i dont think I'd look again"

yes ........fat ...pot belly is definitely the new sexy... 
check this out in Nigeria you would be considered a successful if you've got a pot belly

Link www.thesun.co.uk, id's place, the daily mail 

Getting sued or suing someone is always the best way to start the week

 Monday morning-getting  sued or suing someone  is always the best way to start the week  

Taking a look at the sports pages in Nigerian dailies this morning the first thought that crossed my mind was --   Gani Fawehinmi 22 APRIL 1938-5 SEPT 2009 would have loved a piece of this kind of action,pity the great legal luminary is no more , am pretty sure he would loved to have a go at some these cases,, or probably pass it on to the likes of Festus Keyamo  -yeah Keyamo would probably have more experience with cases like this -wonder what the chap is up to these days

Any how this link from the peoples daily would sure interest some of you Amodu haters


Amodu growing some balls sues NFF for 135 million naira -peoples daily


Link peoples daily id's place

THE PROPHECY -AMODU WILL RETURN

Like a bad coin….that always comes back. hey why the heck am I so harsh ….Joe Erico who was an assistant to Shuaibu Amodu when they were fired in 2002 , has predicted prophesied that the once again  fired redeployed coach of the super eagles AMODU SHUAIBU ….note …redeployed is the new word for sack- funny how these guys coin new phrases for coaches getting sacked …since the José Mourinho mutual consent thing with Chelsea ….will make another return to coach the super eagles …sometime soon…yikes ....hopefully not during another world cup year .


 Jogo Bonito exponent as Joe Erico is called while speaking with The Nation said  "If I am in his shoes, I will stay away from the national team and wait for a time to stage a return. The fact that he was redeployed to the home based Eagles is no news. The job is about hiring and firing, it is not peculiar with Nigeria or Amodu, so he should get over it and move on with his life.

Now this is the good part...
"There is still a whole lot of life ahead of us and the national team is always there. Who says he will not return, this is not the first time this will be happening, so he should overlook every distraction around and relaunch his career. The coach of Algeria has returned to the national team for a record five times and if he is now billed to lead the team to South Africa, then that means any thing can still happen," he advised.

Okay now so Amodu is aiming for the record in comebacks for coaches …….the coach of Algeria Rabat Sadane is setting the pace in Africa with five …….

I wonder how Nigerians will take this prophecy ………yikes ……
Link the nation, id's place

MIKEL’S AGENT IN ALMOST SUCCESSFUL $500,000 SCAM/DEAL

If English man Glen Hoddle had ended up as the technical adviser of Nigeria senior national team -the Super Eagles instead of the Swede Lars Lagerback the agent of Chelsea midfielder John Mikel Obi John Ola Shittu would have ended up with a cool $500,000 in his pocket according to The Nigerian Tribune

The Nigerian Tribune reported that Ola Shittu was so miffed that his man? Did not get the Nigerian technical adviser job /or better still …..Miffed he was going to lose out on a big pay day …..500,000 big ones….. He concocted that some members of the interview panel had demanded a kick-back- from who exactly…..not that they are saints anyway - which led to an embarrassing wild goose chase by Presidential Task Force (PTF) Chairman, Gov. Rotimi Amaechi,

According to Tribune sports investigations, Gov. Saraki and Shittu went to the PTF Chairman to complain that the British coach was 'robbed' which led to an investigative panel that looked into the allegations which were found to be baseless and malicious.

Revelation further showed and described the player agent as an interloper and a confusionist who had smuggled himself into Hoddle’s camp like the thief in the night wanting to be a part of the team that would benefit from Hoddle's financial gains from the contract with the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF).

He would have pocketed the sum of $500,000 for being part of the Hoddle team.

Ohhhh …..it gets better …….see how he gets into the Hoodle train