WHY I LOVE TENNIS

WHY I LOVE TENNIS

      I have always wanted an alternate sport that would douse or distract my obsession and passion for football …okay let me rephrase take all the pain of going into fasting and becoming a prayer warrior every time the national team of Nigeria (the super eagles ) have a match/or are playing a qualifier .you can say it’s the same thing most French football fans area going through right now ......... -please the French team  have not won a grade A match ever since the  hand of HENRY got the LE BLEU into the world cup …yikes .....and just this weekend France  got beaten by Belarus …yikes …HOLY GHOST FIRE …I would love to speak in tongues but I just realized I am supposed to write in tongues and I have gotten round to start doing that ..Anyways using the words of D’banj OLORUN MAJE -........(Yoruba  for God forbid )–that happening to the Super Eagles ha…..Belarus …ke …PSHEW…            

Alright..Alright am not actually talking football today what am actually looking seeking is an alternate sport to football. A sport that will give me the same thrill, suspense drama and everything football has to offer (apart from the heartbreak) and so I have fallen in love with TENNIS …yes TENNIS …..

It’s the grace the power the control and precision the emotions and the drama that two athletes bring into the game its gives an indescribable feeling of..of … ahhhhh…..this is bullshit I don’t give a hoot about how Roger Federer slices his one hand back hand or if Rafael Nadal throws up a topspin for every forehand or can slide on a clay court from Liberia to Siberia …pleeeeeease…..its all about the chicks it’s the beauties who strut their stuff on the court in the mini skirts and knickers you cant get tired of them for me it was love at first attendance it was a pure addiction I cheered like crazy nut.

      It all started  with something I read about Wimbledon- the grand slam on grass- now before then I must confess I had a kind of passing interest in the sports because of the imperial display of Roger Federer and then I want to die kind of tennis play of Rafael Nadal and his somewhat invincibility on the clay court ..Like I said a passing interest but then this article came I had to take a closer look at tennis so as to get the groove of the Wimbledon organizers -...you must be wondering what I am talking about ……yea it was in the Daily Mail of 2009 I read that a female players face and not how high she is ranked (ranking of course is the logical determinant of  who should be main attraction )is the factor for consideration when the organizers decides who  plays in the center/main court in the Wimbledon.

can you believe that? if you are not beautiful you cannot play in the main/center court .....HEY how come AGBANI DAREGO is not playing tennis . ?

GET SCREWED NFF STYLE

      
NFF set   to advertise Eagles’ coaching job
        It was supposed to be a done deal, it was supposed to a simple task, it was supposed to be mere formality , all that was needed was the charade of the bargaining of two parties and settlement of personal terms  and then BANG …..You have her in your bed banging night away ….Ohhhh..Sorry.... What are we talking about again?.....................Ahhh   yes it’s not about getting screwed; but it’s about getting screwed ....er....kind of confusing but if you look at its all the same.The thing in this case is that you have to really look hard to discover who is about to get screwed and who is doing the screwing  but the fact is a screwing takes place .

Now relax I am not going to lecture you how to get an easy lay on Friday, emmm..that will not be bad though …anyways this is about the turn of events on the job of coaching the Super Eagles of Nigeria which should ordinarily have been an easy task ..its not ? then how did Cameroon, cote d'ivoire ,Angola ,Ghana - (should i go on)- manage it in such a short time with minimum fuss

A quick update –
June –July- The super eagles had a terrible outing at the world cup
 
July -          Lars Lagerbach decides not come back
 
July – Aug- talk about Samson Siasia is all over the air as being the chosen one for the Super Eagles’ job 
 
Aug – NFF Election finally go on
 
Aug – a coach will be named as soon the board seats for the first time
 
Sept – here we join the  PUNCH