Have u ever wondered what the special one dreams about when sleeping Jose Mourinho:
I am greatest manager alive. I can sleep through match and still manage my team to victory. I will dream now of Chelsea begging me to return. To save them from their misery. Abramovich will kiss my feet and I will laugh like this: hahahahahahahahaha! Then I will eat a sandwich, because I like them very much. There should be a sandwich named The Jose. It will have ham and cheese and pickles and duck meat and horseradish and wasabi and chocolate. It sounds disgusting but because it carries my name it is delicious. All right. That is enough thoughts. I will sleep now. Wake me when I win more trophies
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