PERFECT EXAMPLE OF TEARS OF JOY ?

I feel a man should show his sensitive side once in while , let down a tear or two,.. it will do you know harm , i hear some ladies really dig a man who is not afraid to show a little sensitivity ...u know ..let down a tear and  the chic holds your hand and then cradles your  head on her ample bosom and then u get very comfortable ..u know what i mean ..and then ..hmmmmm......so its not baaaad when a guy lets down a tear or two when he knows you are going to get some  from an ample bosom chic like Cossy the big big breasted Ori something .....with does big mammaries staring at  you who cares about the last names ..

WHY I LOVE TENNIS

WHY I LOVE TENNIS

      I have always wanted an alternate sport that would douse or distract my obsession and passion for football …okay let me rephrase take all the pain of going into fasting and becoming a prayer warrior every time the national team of Nigeria (the super eagles ) have a match/or are playing a qualifier .you can say it’s the same thing most French football fans area going through right now ......... -please the French team  have not won a grade A match ever since the  hand of HENRY got the LE BLEU into the world cup …yikes .....and just this weekend France  got beaten by Belarus …yikes …HOLY GHOST FIRE …I would love to speak in tongues but I just realized I am supposed to write in tongues and I have gotten round to start doing that ..Anyways using the words of D’banj OLORUN MAJE -........(Yoruba  for God forbid )–that happening to the Super Eagles ha…..Belarus …ke …PSHEW…            

Alright..Alright am not actually talking football today what am actually looking seeking is an alternate sport to football. A sport that will give me the same thrill, suspense drama and everything football has to offer (apart from the heartbreak) and so I have fallen in love with TENNIS …yes TENNIS …..

It’s the grace the power the control and precision the emotions and the drama that two athletes bring into the game its gives an indescribable feeling of..of … ahhhhh…..this is bullshit I don’t give a hoot about how Roger Federer slices his one hand back hand or if Rafael Nadal throws up a topspin for every forehand or can slide on a clay court from Liberia to Siberia …pleeeeeease…..its all about the chicks it’s the beauties who strut their stuff on the court in the mini skirts and knickers you cant get tired of them for me it was love at first attendance it was a pure addiction I cheered like crazy nut.

      It all started  with something I read about Wimbledon- the grand slam on grass- now before then I must confess I had a kind of passing interest in the sports because of the imperial display of Roger Federer and then I want to die kind of tennis play of Rafael Nadal and his somewhat invincibility on the clay court ..Like I said a passing interest but then this article came I had to take a closer look at tennis so as to get the groove of the Wimbledon organizers -...you must be wondering what I am talking about ……yea it was in the Daily Mail of 2009 I read that a female players face and not how high she is ranked (ranking of course is the logical determinant of  who should be main attraction )is the factor for consideration when the organizers decides who  plays in the center/main court in the Wimbledon.

can you believe that? if you are not beautiful you cannot play in the main/center court .....HEY how come AGBANI DAREGO is not playing tennis . ?

Footballer dumped by wife face book style

Breaking off a relationship is getting more and more stylish by the day –seriously I think the way you call it quits from a relationship should have a measure of panache to go with it …like a style statement.

Any how I thought I had seen the ultimate ……I mean nothing could top getting dumped via a text message .Well I used to think that was the it………………..No confrontations…No explanations, no hot drink in the face…….ohhh I still have scars ......, you just send a text and BAM that’s it . But that is not the BOMB ! no way..Just check this out …. Imagine logging on to Facebook one day to see that your wife's status has changed from "married" to "single."Well that's exactly what happened to Michael Chopra, striker for Sunderland. His wife Heather Swan, , changed her status on Facebook and then left it up to friends to notify her husband.

The two had been married for just 7 months.

Chopra however did get some measure of revenge, as the "£30,000-a-week Sunderland striker, 25, hit back by stopping her mobile phone contract,

No dummy its not the phone!!!!! its no longer fashionable its all about the internet ! [The Mirror] via [The Spoiler]

Wag with a vengeance

In a recent survey, it was revealed that approximately 101 per cent of Premier League footballers have straffed glamour model Danielle Lloyd .

The 25-year-old topless model has made news as she is at the centre of a six-figure bidding war for the rights to publish her “X-rated autobiography”.

-something i really would love to see -have this feeling it will remind me me of my school days comic strip dauda the sexy guy or okay chick -

This, of course, spells bad news for her legions of famous partners: The sexy Scouser is due to lift the lid on her flings with the Premier leagues's biggest names and reveal their wild playboy secrets.   Daring Dani’s sizzling new book, guaranteed to be a best-seller, will spill the beans on the stars’ cheating, ­gambling and boozing habits. “She’s revealing loads she’s never spoken about before,”

“She’ll talk about her high profile relationships and what ­really went on behind the scenes.” Danielle - whose known conquests include Marcus Bent , Armand Traoré, Jermain Defoe, Gerard Piqué, Ryan Babel and Teddy Sheringham - has traded off her relationships with sportsmen for years, but made her attitude towards girls who do kiss-and-tell stories very clear last January: “Women who sell these stories have no self respect. They want to make money and be famous for saying they have slept with soccer stars. But they have no shame.” Danielle’s book is out in October. Link www.thespoiler.co.uk