WHY I LOVE TENNIS

WHY I LOVE TENNIS

      I have always wanted an alternate sport that would douse or distract my obsession and passion for football …okay let me rephrase take all the pain of going into fasting and becoming a prayer warrior every time the national team of Nigeria (the super eagles ) have a match/or are playing a qualifier .you can say it’s the same thing most French football fans area going through right now ......... -please the French team  have not won a grade A match ever since the  hand of HENRY got the LE BLEU into the world cup …yikes .....and just this weekend France  got beaten by Belarus …yikes …HOLY GHOST FIRE …I would love to speak in tongues but I just realized I am supposed to write in tongues and I have gotten round to start doing that ..Anyways using the words of D’banj OLORUN MAJE -........(Yoruba  for God forbid )–that happening to the Super Eagles ha…..Belarus …ke …PSHEW…            

Alright..Alright am not actually talking football today what am actually looking seeking is an alternate sport to football. A sport that will give me the same thrill, suspense drama and everything football has to offer (apart from the heartbreak) and so I have fallen in love with TENNIS …yes TENNIS …..

It’s the grace the power the control and precision the emotions and the drama that two athletes bring into the game its gives an indescribable feeling of..of … ahhhhh…..this is bullshit I don’t give a hoot about how Roger Federer slices his one hand back hand or if Rafael Nadal throws up a topspin for every forehand or can slide on a clay court from Liberia to Siberia …pleeeeeease…..its all about the chicks it’s the beauties who strut their stuff on the court in the mini skirts and knickers you cant get tired of them for me it was love at first attendance it was a pure addiction I cheered like crazy nut.

      It all started  with something I read about Wimbledon- the grand slam on grass- now before then I must confess I had a kind of passing interest in the sports because of the imperial display of Roger Federer and then I want to die kind of tennis play of Rafael Nadal and his somewhat invincibility on the clay court ..Like I said a passing interest but then this article came I had to take a closer look at tennis so as to get the groove of the Wimbledon organizers -...you must be wondering what I am talking about ……yea it was in the Daily Mail of 2009 I read that a female players face and not how high she is ranked (ranking of course is the logical determinant of  who should be main attraction )is the factor for consideration when the organizers decides who  plays in the center/main court in the Wimbledon.

can you believe that? if you are not beautiful you cannot play in the main/center court .....HEY how come AGBANI DAREGO is not playing tennis . ?

Footballer dumped by wife face book style

Breaking off a relationship is getting more and more stylish by the day –seriously I think the way you call it quits from a relationship should have a measure of panache to go with it …like a style statement.

Any how I thought I had seen the ultimate ……I mean nothing could top getting dumped via a text message .Well I used to think that was the it………………..No confrontations…No explanations, no hot drink in the face…….ohhh I still have scars ......, you just send a text and BAM that’s it . But that is not the BOMB ! no way..Just check this out …. Imagine logging on to Facebook one day to see that your wife's status has changed from "married" to "single."Well that's exactly what happened to Michael Chopra, striker for Sunderland. His wife Heather Swan, , changed her status on Facebook and then left it up to friends to notify her husband.

The two had been married for just 7 months.

Chopra however did get some measure of revenge, as the "£30,000-a-week Sunderland striker, 25, hit back by stopping her mobile phone contract,

No dummy its not the phone!!!!! its no longer fashionable its all about the internet ! [The Mirror] via [The Spoiler]

Lampard given the boot

It seems England and Chelsea midfield ace Frank Lampard just keeps loosing those close to him

ENGLAND ace Frank Lampard has been DUMPED by his Spanish fiancée.after an eight-year relationship, it has been revealed. Stunning Elen Rives a former model is moving out of their London home with their two children. A pal said: “The passion has gone.” Elen gave the England ace the boot after a heartbreak holiday away from him in Florida.

When she returned the Chelsea star pleaded with his fiancee to stay with him for the sake of their little daughters . . . but Elen, 30, insisted there was no way back 30-year-old Elen Rives, who met Lampard in a bar in 2001, decided to call time after taking a holiday alone with the children in Florida in January.

The split comes 19 months after a tabloid caught the midfielder picking up a mystery ladyat a Las Vegas casino. And just nine months before that he bedded blonde driver Montserrat Lucas, 36, behind the back of the sexy mother of his chidren Elen. Now Lampard has bought her a house ten minutes from their £3 million family home so he can stay close to his children Luna, two, and one-year-old Isla. . For more click on ……da big id Link http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/,

Samir Nasir has got girls in different area codes

Samir Nasir has got girls in different area codes Don’t you just hate this guy? While some guys are hoping to get a date on Valentine’s Day or any date at all, Samir Nasri has to stay indoors to avoid women As tennis star Tatiana Golovin his girlfriend (?) and this girl’s angry boyfriend will testify, Samir Nasri has a way with the ladies. While football stars like Anthonio Cassano have lost count of how many ladies they have bedded the French/ Algerian star (note the African link) finds that his blessing is also a curse. Nasri admits that he has so many female fans; he finds it difficult to leave the house: ‘I spend lots of time at home playing Pro Evolution Soccer. Ever since I have been a professional footballer it has been harder for me to go out and not be noticed. ‘Especially by female fans. I have never had any problems with women I often get letters from girls, who send me their phone numbers and photos. They want to contact me because I am a footballer.’ Some people will find make a problem out of anything. Is it really that bad that girls want to send their phone numbers to you, Samir? It’s the equivalent of Nicolas Anelka complaining that he has scored too many goals this season, or Harry Redknapp complaining his wallet is too small for all his money. LinkFeeds2.feedburner.com/blogspot/IhBb